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Battle My Robot!

Using my middle name for this. My first name is sort of pitiful.

Patrick is a Large Robot that is fitted with a Flamethrower, has One Enormous Wheel, a 'Ramming Speed' setting and Exposed Wiring, and runs on Coal. Force: 10 Handling: 5 Weaponry: 2 To see if your Battle Robot can defeat Patrick, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Patrick using Force Handling Weaponry

Battle my Monkey!

No Multiple Monkeys Here. (For now)

Joe is a Man-Eating Fez Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.2 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Joe, enter your name:

Battle my monsters!

Joe

Joe is a Collosal Blob that is in League with Dark Forces, and dislikes Modern Architecture. Strength: 10 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Joe, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Joe using Strength Agility Intelligence

Joseph

Joseph is a Giant Blob that eats Metal, spits Ice, breathes Fire, and has a single Horn on its Forehead. Strength: 10 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Joseph, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Joseph using Strength Agility Intelligence

Patrick

Patrick is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that was Summoned from The Deep, shoots Laser Beams, Hovers Eerily, has Bulletproof Skin, carries a Samurai Sword, and can Phase in and out of Existence. Strength: 5 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Patrick, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Patrick using Strength Agility Intelligence

Cavanaugh

Cavanaugh is a Giant Mecha-Dragon that drinks Human Blood, breathes Fire, cowers from Fire, has Prehensile Eyes, and controls Human Thought. Strength: 9 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 9 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Cavanaugh, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Cavanaugh using Strength Agility Intelligence

My Theory on Astral Projection/OOBE

I thing that astral projection works like this. everything, as we all know, gives off energy in all directions. when we go into the state in which you can have an out of body experience, your mind reconstructs it. YOU ARE DRAWN TO THE PRETTY COLORS!!!

Table and Mirror

You're stuck in a sealed room with no way out and all you have is a table and a mirror! here's how you get out:
1. look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the legs off the table, make them into a square, shatter the mirror and put the glass in the square to make a window, then climb out!
2. You take the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, make a baseball bat out of the table, swing the bat aimlessly 3 times, 3 strikes and you're out!
3. you take the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in half, 2 halves make a hole, climb through the hole and get out!

Beware...

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You did'nt put your mouse there did you?! Thats why i told you to bewarebewarebewarebewarebewarebewarebewarebewarebewarebewarebeware, because the results of you doing that will be catastrophic.
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Just kidding!