Battle My Robot!

Using my middle name for this. My first name is sort of pitiful.

Patrick is a Large Robot that is fitted with a Flamethrower, has One Enormous Wheel, a 'Ramming Speed' setting and Exposed Wiring, and runs on Coal. Force: 10 Handling: 5 Weaponry: 2 To see if your Battle Robot can defeat Patrick, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Patrick using Force Handling Weaponry

Battle my Monkey!

No Multiple Monkeys Here. (For now)

Joe is a Man-Eating Fez Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.2 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Joe, enter your name:

Battle my monsters!

Joe

Joe is a Collosal Blob that is in League with Dark Forces, and dislikes Modern Architecture. Strength: 10 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Joe, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Joe using Strength Agility Intelligence

Joseph

Joseph is a Giant Blob that eats Metal, spits Ice, breathes Fire, and has a single Horn on its Forehead. Strength: 10 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Joseph, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Joseph using Strength Agility Intelligence

Patrick

Patrick is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that was Summoned from The Deep, shoots Laser Beams, Hovers Eerily, has Bulletproof Skin, carries a Samurai Sword, and can Phase in and out of Existence. Strength: 5 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Patrick, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Patrick using Strength Agility Intelligence

Cavanaugh

Cavanaugh is a Giant Mecha-Dragon that drinks Human Blood, breathes Fire, cowers from Fire, has Prehensile Eyes, and controls Human Thought. Strength: 9 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 9 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Cavanaugh, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Cavanaugh using Strength Agility Intelligence