Ohh, the Insanity...

The hindenburgs comin in, all nice and shiny! hey, whats that pink stuff leaking out the back? Oh no! Its SILLY GAS! HA HA! Im a cantelope! teheheheh! Oh the insatity! and wtahs wtih the sllinepg errors?!? idk by bttf martymcfly

Romeo, Juliet, and Werewolves

I wrote this myself, but got the idea from "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies".
Romeo, Juliet, and Werewolves
Act I
Romeo holds flowers and paces on a dark street in a city. The half moon is the only thing besides candles giving light.
Romeo: Where is she?!? I’ve been waiting here for hours!
Montague walks in to the scene.
Montague: Son! What are you doing?!
Romeo throws the flowers behind him.
Romeo: Nothing. Nothing at all. I wasn’t waiting for my forbidden love, if that’s what you’re thinking. Noooo! Hehehehe…
Montague: You’re grounded. No messenger-pigeoning for a week.
Romeo: I despise-eth you dad! You’re the worst!
Montague: Fine then. No “Lyre Hero” for a week also.
Romeo looks at him angrily. Capulet walks in and begins to taunt Montague. Romeo sneaks off to Juliet.
Capulet: Chamber pot!
Montague: Plague carrier!
Capulet: Witch!
Romeo: Juliet, we must meet tomorrow here, in this Café.
Juliet, as always, has a dim look upon her.
Juliet: OTAY!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: Bye.
Juliet: Knifefork’n’spoon!!
Romeo: Okayyyyy…


Act II
Romeo sits in the café and sighs.
Romeo: Stood up. Again. For the 12th time.
Act III
Romeo stands with a doctor in a laboratory.
Romeo: I’m depressed and lonely.
The doctor injects a needle labeled Antisolitariusadepressy into Romeo’s arm.
Romeo: OW!!!
Doctor: Wrong needle!
The full moon’s light shines in. Romeo transforms into a werewolf, howls, and runs off.
Act IV
Romeo bites Juliet, she turns into a werewolf. They terrorize the village.
Both: Aouoooooooooooooo!!!!!
Act V
Half the village lies injured. The other half think the injured half have been bitten, so they get themselves bitten to be with the injured half. The injured half wakes up unbitten to find the other half werewolves, so they get themselves bitten to be with them.
THE ENDRomeo, Juliet, and Werewolves
Act I
Romeo holds flowers and paces on a dark street in a city. The half moon is the only thing besides candles giving light.
Romeo: Where is she?!? I’ve been waiting here for hours!
Montague walks in to the scene.
Montague: Son! What are you doing?!
Romeo throws the flowers behind him.
Romeo: Nothing. Nothing at all. I wasn’t waiting for my forbidden love, if that’s what you’re thinking. Noooo! Hehehehe…
Montague: You’re grounded. No messenger-pigeoning for a week.
Romeo: I despise-eth you dad! You’re the worst!
Montague: Fine then. No “Lyre Hero” for a week also.
Romeo looks at him angrily. Capulet walks in and begins to taunt Montague. Romeo sneaks off to Juliet.
Capulet: Chamber pot!
Montague: Plague carrier!
Capulet: Witch!
Romeo: Juliet, we must meet tomorrow here, in this Café.
Juliet, as always, has a dim look upon her.
Juliet: OTAY!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: Bye.
Juliet: Knifefork’n’spoon!!
Romeo: Okayyyyy…


Act II
Romeo sits in the café and sighs.
Romeo: Stood up. Again. For the 12th time.
Act III
Romeo stands with a doctor in a laboratory.
Romeo: I’m depressed and lonely.
The doctor injects a needle labeled Antisolitariusadepressy into Romeo’s arm.
Romeo: OW!!!
Doctor: Wrong needle!
The full moon’s light shines in. Romeo transforms into a werewolf, howls, and runs off.
Act IV
Romeo bites Juliet, she turns into a werewolf. They terrorize the village.
Both: Aouoooooooooooooo!!!!!
Act V
Half the village lies injured. The other half think the injured half have been bitten, so they get themselves bitten to be with the injured half. The injured half wakes up unbitten to find the other half werewolves, so they get themselves bitten to be with them.
THE END