Uhh...Odd?: Arcticle from Wikihow

While browsing wikihow, i found this odd and random arcticle. whoever wrote this thing had one WEIRD mind! Special thank to wikihow and orriginal writer!



Sometimes you just want to step back and stop dealing with issues like dating, romance, school, after school jobs, and social pressure. This article will show you how to get back your early childhood and act like a baby again without freaking everyone out!

Steps
There isn't exactly a step by step guide for this kind of thing, but there are a few basic steps you can begin with. You want to take this transformation back to babyhood slowly, so you don't alarm people around you.
First of all, you want to start doing babyish things that are not necessarily just for babies. Nap time is a great way to start. Try having an hour long nap in the late morning/early afternoon. Also: Pyjamas. You will definitely want a cute pair of pj's, with a childish character on them.
Pacifier. This one might freak people out so it is best if you use it while alone. You can purchase one at the dollar store or pharmacy. Also invest in a child's sippy cup with a cute character on it. If you get one from the disney store, people might even think it's cool!
Invest in some non solid foods and work them into your everyday lunch. Things like applesauce, yogurt, banana slices, cheerios, and bite sized finger foods are perfect baby fare.
These steps might freak people out so try only to practice them when you are alone. If you are into it, invest in some diapers. You can make cloth ones for the feel but don't actually use them (gross). If you want the real thing, go to the drugstore and buy pullups in the big kids sizes. If the cashier makes a funny face, just mention how the kid you are babysitting ran out, and wow they are expensive!
Don't forget things like blankies, soft toys, and kiddie tv to make you feel more safe and childlike. Watch baby shows when you can.

Tips
Babies sleep ALOT. They also love bright colours. When dressing, try to include soft fabrics and pastel colours. Wear pink if you are a girl, blue if you are a boy. Bundle up when you go out, wear blankies inside when you are cold.
Buy baby wipes to use when you need to take makeup or dirt off. The scent will leave u baby fresh. Buy some cute baby dishes too, with little plastic compartments to keep your food seperate. So cute!
Babies don't talk. Try to keep quiet, but not so much that you arouse suspicion.

Warnings
Remember that even though we all want to go back in time occasionally, these suggestions are only for fun and comfort, not for actually becoming a baby again.

Okaaaaayyyy..... that was odd. also, you should look forward to me getting a good playlist again. (imeem replaced most of my songs with 30 second versions)